let's change the definition "broken heart" to "buffer overflow"

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The Free Dictionary states that a "broken heart" means devastating sorrow and despair.
Unfortunately is unlikely possible to die of broken heart so it is time to rename "broken heart" in "buffer overflow".
The Jargon file defines a "buffer overflow" as:
what happens when you try to stuff more data into a buffer (holding area) than it can handle. This problem is commonly exploited by crackers to get arbitrary commands executed by a program running with root permissions.
Which is exactly what someone does when break your heart so I believe that "buffer overflow" fits better than the common "broken heart" idiom.
As Wikipedia says a "buffer overflow" "may result in erratic program behavior, including memory access errors, incorrect results, a crash, or a breach of system security. They are thus the basis of many software vulnerabilities and can be maliciously exploited." And this is exactly what happens when someone destroys your heart, life, feeling, love, universe and everything you believe in. So if you agree please sign this petition.

Sincerely,

The undersigned

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Author: nimela
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On Sep, 19 2011 at 11:40

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